For 40 years I fixed everything in a sixty-room Florida motel myself — pests, plumbing, the AC units, the pool — because there was no budget to call anyone. Forty of those fixes are in this book, with the real materials, the 2026 prices, and the step-by-step. Most folks earn it back with the very first one.
Most home repair is well within reach of a careful person with the right cheap tool. The reason it feels like it isn't is that there's no money in telling you so. There's money in the truck pulling up, the clipboard, the invoice.
It's not a conspiracy. Nobody got in a room and agreed to keep it from you. It's just that the answer is usually a $9 part or a $12 bag from the hardware store, and nobody can build a business on telling you that.
I had no choice but to learn it. A leaky toilet at your house is a nuisance. Sixty leaky toilets is a water bill that gets a man fired. A room with bed bugs is a room that doesn't rent. So I figured out what actually works, did it myself, cheap, and tonight.
This book is forty of those fixes — the ones I'd reach for first, every one of them done with my own hands more times than I can count.
Here's a year, the way I see most folks pay it. These are what the companies charge — you can call and check me.
I'd reckon that's somewhere around five thousand dollars a year for most homes — more if you've got a pool. The book is a one-time thirty dollars. I never was much good at arithmetic, but even I can see that one.
Each one with the materials, where to buy them, the current 2026 prices, and the step-by-step — written the way I'd put it on the back of a work order for the next fella.
Illustrated ebook · 58 pages · Instant PDF download · Reads on phone, tablet or computer
“This isn't about being handy, or doing without. It's about keeping the money you already earned instead of mailing it to a man with a clipboard.”
I spent forty years keeping a sixty-room motel running on a budget that wouldn't cover the soda machine. A fellow named Walt taught me the trade in 1978, and I never forgot what he said: anybody can do this work. There's no secret society. There's just paying attention — and most folks quit paying attention because somebody convinced them they couldn't understand their own house. You can. You always could.
If you can shut off a water valve and turn a screwdriver, you're handy enough for most of what's in here. Every fix is written in plain language, in order, with a photo of where things go. Where a job genuinely needs a professional, I say so plainly and tell you to call one.
I'm a maintenance man, not a licensed plumber, electrician, or exterminator, and I'll never pretend otherwise. The book sticks to fixes a careful person can do safely, with the warnings right where you need them — shut off the power, the water, the gas first. Gas lines, the main electrical panel, the sewer main, refrigerant: those I tell you to leave to a pro.
An illustrated 58-page PDF with all forty fixes, plus the First-Weekend Work Order, the printable Savings Ledger, the Sourcing Sheet, and free lifetime updates. It downloads the moment you buy.
It's a PDF. It opens on your phone, your tablet, or your computer, and you can print any page you like to keep by the back door. No app, no account, no subscription.
Then you email me inside 30 days and I give you your money back. No forms, no hard feelings either way.
The folks who kept this country running knew things we're only just starting to remember. — Earl
$120 of manuals and tools, forty fixes, the real 2026 prices. Most folks earn it back on the very first fix — and if it's not for you, you've got 30 days to get every penny back. No hard feelings either way.
Get the Manual — $29.99